Here's the weekend -- and just in time! You've got a new playmate, and you can't wait to get down to business and have some fun with them. Well, not to worry. They're just as excited and just as eager to get started. If you haven't already done it, get out of work early and polish up your home. You'll want to make a good impression -- and you may be spending a bit of time there this weekend.

i'm so bored. why am i so creepy sometimes? 

  i am out of it
you fart all of the time you fuck
oh god, this sucks shit

i win! 

  the movie is called "3 iron" and it's not part of the asian american film festival.

i think the only thing that would cure your sore throat is making out with a jewish girl. 

  i would like to watch the one with the people living in other people's houses. actually, i dont really care either way. i am currently having the worst sore throat of my entire life. it feels like little cramps on the inside of my throat. my jaw hurts. everytime i swallow, my ears hurt. also, they plug up quite easily.

on a brighter and wonderful note, and i just found the answer key to the final i'm about to take tomorrow?? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. what the hell. is it a fake? i'll just go through it for kicks. and we will see. 

  i would prefer to watch "fishbowls and silent years". lets go guys 

  www.naatanet.org

sf international asian american film festival. san jose dates:


FRI
3.18.05
Camera 12 Cinemas, San Jose
700PM
SLOW18
SLOW JAM KING
SAT
3.19.05
Camera 12 Cinemas, San Jose
1030AM
STAN19
STAND UP FOR JUSTICE
1215PM
ANDT19
AND THEREAFTER
230PM
WHAT19
WHAT'S WRONG WITH FRANK CHIN?
500PM
YEAR19
THE YEAR OF THE YAO
530PM
BAYT19
BAYTONG
715PM
GRAC19
THE GRACE LEE PROJECT
930PM
MUSI19
MUSIC VIDEO ASIA
Pacific Film Archive, Berkeley
1230PM
EVOL19
EVOLUTION OF A FILIPINO FAMILY
SUN
3.20.05
Camera 12 Cinemas, San Jose
1245PM
MONK20
MONKEY DANCE
230PM
CAVI20
CAVITE
445PM
FISH20
FISHBOWLS AND SILENT YEARS
500PM
GREE20
THE GREEN HAT
700PM
THIR20
3RD I SOUTH ASIAN INTERNATIONAL SHORTS 2005
930PM
OLDB20
OLDBOY
Pacific Film Archive, Berkeley
1230PM
Cancelled
EVOLUTION OF A FILIPINO FAMILY (Second Half Only)
400PM
SCHI20
SCHIZO



lets go guys. 

  i have decided to hold a lamb feast for reals here at my house sometime when everyone's back for spring break.
this means that between now and spring break, i will toil and slave over a hot oven, perfecting my methods of preparing the perfect lamb. any suggestions? 

  http://www.yikes.com/~pengo/8bit/

supermario. awesome. 

  "for every retarded person, there's two retarded people."

- michelle l. tran
alias marbritte troon



attention: michelle just called "makeoutclub"..... "make up cloud" adskljfre5klg5nhbk 

  art websites are pointless its just like looking at fucking useless pictures. what a waste. art is a waste. 

  oh FUCK i hate santa cruz so much. i hate retarded people who never want to grow up. i need to leave this place. 

  MAN, i hate it when i have a bee in a car, causing me to swerve around recklessly.

"Whatever their reason, it has nothing to do with you. Stay cool and don’t take other drivers’ actions personally."
.. wow i guess i shouldnt have relentlessly honked at the guy that changed lanes into me.



road trip during spring break or next quarter, guys? 

  link 

  If you believe the other driver is following you or is trying to start a fight, get help. If you have a cellular phone, use it to call the police. Otherwise, drive to a place where there are people around, such as a police station, convenience store, shopping center, or even a hospital.

because we all know where the local hospital and police stations are right?

Someone speeding and constantly changing lanes may be a volunteer fireman, or a physician rushing to a hospital. Someone who jerks from one lane to another may have a bee in the car, or a crying baby. Whatever their reason, it has nothing to do with you. Stay cool and don’t take other drivers’ actions personally. If you think you have a problem, ask for help.

yes. i'm sure that all those people that do this are olunteer firemen/physicians. 

  evergreen is retarded, guys. 

  Oh no! Lambuel is late for Church! Can you help Lambuel get to the Church on time while avoiding temptations along the way?








http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html


i especially like the parts with habu the elephant and the athiest goat.




"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."
 

  There's a guy in my philosophy class that looks like Napoleon Dynamite.
 

  I took a huge dump today that clogged the toilet. We don't have a plunger so i used a pair of disposable chopsticks. They worked pretty well.
 

  http://eu.staying-alive.org/stayingalive/shells/home.jhtml?article=30113660

has anyone else seen this commercial? it's like uhhh this is the most ineffective way to promote the saving of mankind, and especially against aids. our pets are going to save us? what the hell? i guess the animals will be saving us from AIDS, because we are unable to save ourselves. i'd like to see how that happens.
 

  [hey napoleon, give me one of your tots.]



hi speedrotation : michelle saved a cookie for herself
hi speedrotation : and you know where she stored it?
hi speedrotation : IN HER POCKET
hi speedrotation : michelle is like a little boy
hi speedrotation : like, she didnt even wrap it in paper towel
hi speedrotation : she just pulled it out of her pocket
hi speedrotation : like napoleon dynamite and the tater tots
bunk bed panda : that is disgusting
bunk bed panda : and exactly the same refrence i thought of
bunk bed panda : what the fuck
hi speedrotation : haha i know
bunk bed panda : IN HER POCKET
hi speedrotation : i know!
hi speedrotation : like i gave the last one to micah
bunk bed panda : you should have kicked her pocket like that guy
hi speedrotation : and then later she's eating one
hi speedrotation : hahahahha